Angelus:Darla, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline.
Darla:I believe you would!
Spike:Oh my God, I’m turning into a vampire!
Drusilla:But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!
Spike:Premature edraculation.
I do not have a thousand girlfriends. I lied. I lied. I really, really lied to you. I lied to everybody.

hazelwings said: I'm having waaay too much fun reading your posts!! I love your blog and can't believe I didn't find it sooner! :D

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Thank you! Here to please!

We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
I like my women the same way I like my glasses: sitting on my face.
BTW, this blog is officially open to Angel the Series submissions!

incorrectbuffyquotes:

I’m not an Angel expert yet, so I’ll leave it up to you guys! Submit!

reblogging for reminder!

Buffy:How are you doing, Angel? You doing okay?
Angel:Thank you so much for asking. It's been tough lately, yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought a bunch scented candles. I cut off part of my hair. You know, your basic bottoming-out kind of stuff.
Buffy:Yeah, normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
Angel:That's what the mailman said.
I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would…
You better lawyer up assholes, because I’m not coming back for 30%. I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.