Prophecy Girl
Giles:We’re facing an apocalypse.
Buffy:Shut up!
Giles:I beg your pardon?
Willow:In America it doesn’t always mean be quiet. In this context it could mean golly, gee wiz….
Drusilla:You want to do something fun? You want to go eat a toddler?
Angelus:I CAN'T GO EAT A TODDLER, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Dru, you are SO stupid!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I got a fun-cussion.
Crush
Spike:We are trying to help you, you little shit.
Buffy:By kidnapping me?
Drusilla:Just to clarify, Spike kidnapped you. I aided and abetted.
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
As You Were
Buffy:What are you doing home?
Riley:Army had half a day.
Tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin!
My aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague.
First things first, I’m the realest.