Angelus:Darla, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline.
Darla:I believe you would!
Spike:Oh my God, I’m turning into a vampire!
Drusilla:But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!
Spike:Premature edraculation.
I do not have a thousand girlfriends. I lied. I lied. I really, really lied to you. I lied to everybody.

hazelwings said: I'm having waaay too much fun reading your posts!! I love your blog and can't believe I didn't find it sooner! :D


Thank you! Here to please!

We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
I like my women the same way I like my glasses: sitting on my face.
BTW, this blog is officially open to Angel the Series submissions!


I’m not an Angel expert yet, so I’ll leave it up to you guys! Submit!

reblogging for reminder!

Buffy:How are you doing, Angel? You doing okay?
Angel:Thank you so much for asking. It's been tough lately, yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought a bunch scented candles. I cut off part of my hair. You know, your basic bottoming-out kind of stuff.
Buffy:Yeah, normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
Angel:That's what the mailman said.
I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would…
You better lawyer up assholes, because I’m not coming back for 30%. I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.