Hello my name is Alexander Lavelle Harris and this is Jackass.
Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young!
I hate the homeless… ness problem that plagues our city.
Spike:You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Buffy:That's funny, because I was going to say you might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Spike:Mine was better.
Willow:You haven’t had a serious relationship since Faith, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.
Buffy:A lot of that was the coma.
Willow:Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it.
I fought the law and the law won.

All of you. What a milestone. Here’s to more incorrect blogging! As Buffy said to Angel before she stabbed him into the hellgate: “Imma see you in the pit, lover!” 

Weird? I think you mean anti-hero! Look at the hair!
Dawn:Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Buffy:It’s personal.