You’re tacky and I hate you.
Oh, Angel. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything.
The only straight I am’s a straight up bitch!
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
I loved Tara. She’s the one who taught me that butt dials and booty calls aren’t the same thing.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?
Um, I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me.
Blood Ties
Buffy:What have we always said is the most important thing?
Dawn:Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
The ambiguously gay duo,
They are taking on evil come-what-may,
They are fighting off vamps to save the day,
They’re extremely close in a ambiguous way,
They’re ambiguously gay,
The ambiguously gay duo!
Na na na na na na! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I made you eat your parents!